Episode 151: Usain Bulge (@trashbeatsalan)

The guys catch up after Thanksgiving and get in to the revamped “Minshew Mania”, turkey tacos and Kangaroo meat. Alan (@trashbeatsalan), stops by to drop lines about slav squats, the black dick myth and a little bit about growing up Bosnian. Check out his music and work with L.O.V.E. CULTURE

slowthai – Psycho (feat. Denzel Curry)

Fabolous – Gone For The Summer (feat. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie)

You’re Better (Sober)

Please don’t get defensive. I know you’re an adult and you get things done but you’re WAY better sober. If you don’t think so, you’re lying to yourself. I don’t care what your chemical of choice is- whether it’s booze, weed, pills, powder, etc., you could be doing a lot more in life if you cut back or cut it out altogether. I go back and forth all the time as to whether or not I should be stone cold sober. I don’t think I have an addiction problem but I do think sometimes I let my vices get in the way of things.

“We all need something”. I hear that quote all the time when people try to rationalize their vices. It’s weak thinking. I think vices and virtues are two sides of the same coin. The more time and energy you spend flipped to the vice side, the less virtue. Even the most balanced people on earth can admit their vices create stagnation and even regression. So why do we continue to do things that don’t help us?

My main vice is pot. I’ve been smoking since I was 15 (I’m 27 now) and I’m not proud of it. I’m actually pretty embarrassed. I wish I would have waited for my brain to develop more before trying it. I feel like I should have grown out of wanting to be high and not present all the time at this point in my life. I know it holds me back. I took what should have been a fun high school phase way too far. Any uber-successful person I know doesn’t smoke pot and the people I do know who smoke way too much pot…drive for Uber.

I’m not a huge drinker but that’s because the after effects are rarely worth it. Sure, it helps you loosen up around people but let’s face it, you’re annoying as fuck when you’re drunk. You’re loud, dumb and not worried about how you come off or effect others. You wake up in the morning feeling like shit, concerned about actions from the night before for what? A couple hours of mindless distraction? We spend our money on overpriced booze, post way too many stories on Instagram and eat like shit to sop up the alcohol. What the fuck are we doing?!

I’m not here to preach or to make you feel bad but I know at least one of you out there needed to read this. You’re doing alright in life but you’re looking for that edge to put your over the top and in the place you really want to be. Do me a favor, quit your vice for  just a little bit. Start off with a week, then a month and then more and tell me your life hasn’t changed for the better. If you prove me wrong, I’ll take this post down and we’ll go get a beer together. Until then, we’ll see how my hypothesis sits…I think you’re better sober.

Episode 145: The Boy Is Back In Town

The guys are face to face again as Zack comes back home from Michigan. Dean comes up with an idea to help college kids get their essays done a little quicker. This ep was just okay. We’ll do better. We love you.

bbno$ – Lalala (feat. Y2K)

bbno$ – Slop

Such Inlighten

I think it would be cool to go back and give people from the past futuristic drugs. Like what if we could go back to the 1700’s and give all of the Colonial soldiers cocaine? Would the US have won the Revolutionary war sooner because they had more energy or would we be sniffling slaves with English accents? I’d really want to give a caveman acid. Imagine a dude in a loincloth trying to pantomime all of the secrets of the universe as trees and seas melt all around him. “Bam-Bam enlightened now?!” Bringing new age drugs to the past would obviously cause a few hiccups in the timeline, right? It undoubtedly would have sped progress up a little bit. Instead of swing dance in the 1920’s, soldiers would have been pop-locking (and dropping) on their return trip home from the Great Moon War between Earth and the Mars colony. Would there even have been war if psychedelics were more ubiquitous early on? Where is this going? I don’t think I know for sure but I do think there is a bigger message here though. It doesn’t have to necessarily pertain to drugs. I think that the more we stifle things such as ideas, thoughts, feelings, drugs, emotions, etc., it stunts our growth. Growth to you could mean financial or familial but growth to me is about learning how to create that perfect balance of contentment and hope or desire for things to come. I think the drug war has caused an arrested development for global growth. While I don’t think that you NEED to ingest something to become “enlightened”, I do think psychoactive substances are catalysts for growing the collective subconscious. Maybe this was all the proof you needed for the war on drugs. Idk. Time’s up. See you tomorrow.

Episode 58: Some Guys Just Have Bigger Fists (w/ Michael Britton)

Back to Back to Back. The Relatables drop Episode 58 with our 3rd guest in a row, Michael Britton. The guys exchange drug stories from their past, Dean can’t resist getting romantic about fight talk, and Zack asks the ever reoccurring question of “What do you think about Trump?” The guys also pick Mike’s brain about film and his favorite movies, talk a bit of online gaming culture, and drugs in the workplace. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable!





Lupe Fiasco ft. Gizzle – Jump

Stevie Wonder – Rocket Love

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Take 15

Annnnnnddd Were Back! In Take 15, Zach returns from Purple Hatters Ball and tells us about his “trip”. He figures out what he wants to do with his life and comes to a revelation about girls and social acceptance. We talk about drugs, The Finals, Game of Thrones, and try to drop a few truth nuggets.

**Correction: Rachel Morningstar Hoffman was born December 17, 1984 (Zach’s bad at math)**

(Recorded: 6/21/2016)

The Doors – People Are Strange

The Doors – Break on Through

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